If you had me under your command and could make me write anything, regardless of whether or not I know the fandom or if anybody even writes fic in that fandom and no matter how crack-addled it might be, what would you love to see me write?

Hmmm......

A Black Lagoon/Trigun crossover in which the our intrepid pirating heroes try to cash in on the bounty on Vash. With hilarity such as Revy and Wolfwood facing off. With Rock and Vash philosophizing about the world. With Benny devastated, because the world of Trigun has so little advanced tech. And with Balalaika taking over said world.