I am all for a tiny flag. Or we could go for irony and make it really enormous.

Hmmmmm... do we *need* interviews? I mean, all they will have to do is a) fan us b) bring us chocolate and c) provide a little entertainment i.e. let us watch their (obligatory) snog sessions. (By the way, what do you think of that idea? We could choose who we want "involved" today, what they ought to wear, and all such things.) So, we could just test them - a written test on chocolate, an "oral" test on snogging abilities, and maybe a contest on who can fan the longest.