oh. OH. OH! this is a work of sheer brilliance! well, everything you write is but this is Fight Club. *flails* i loved every single bit of it and i can't even begin to quote bits since i would just C & P the entire thing back to you. :P

and i am honored to get the first cock from you! XD [okay... that didn't sound right but there was no other way to put it. XP] this was fantastic, sweetie! thanks!! *loves* ♥