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Characters Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester and either Dream or Hiro Nakamura are quite unhappy, because they're strapped on/chained to a thermonuclear device in the 20-60 kiloton range. Who's the first to suggest "Oh, heroic sacrifice?" Who wants to slink away quietly and save their own arse? And which group prevails, at the end?

Let's say it's the four of them, because it's just funnier that way XD

Sam will be angsting over having to die in such an indignified way, although he'll also be thinking a mile a minute to get them out of there. Dean, hands down, will be the one to try and sacrifice himself (and I do mean try, because Sam will be damned if he lets him die and leave him all alone in the world). Dream will be turning around, doing, saying, and suggesting nothing, emo-ing in the inside from other, more important, stuff, like, why did his latest conquest could have dared to leave him, the bitch. Hiro will squee excitedly for a while, because, well, he's never been tied to a thermonuclear device before, has he? And he's all up for new experiences.

He'll continously say "Do not worry! I will save you!" but no one will hear him over the noise of Sam and Dean bickering over who should be the one to die first and why they can't allow the other to do just that because it'd break their poor, beaten hearts. As they talk, Dean would be using a razor (previously hidden in the hem of his shirt) to cut the ropes, and he'll keep on cursing everytime he nicks himself. Then, 20 seconds before the bomb is to go off, Hiro will scrunch his face real hard, and dissapear, leaving the brothers baffled ("Fucking hell, Sammy, he's even a bigger freak than you are!"), and Dream will yawn lightly.

Hiro will kinda get wrong his time jump, and will end up in feudal China, in where he ends up staying for two weeks after being crowned as the best actor ever in the Beijing opera. He, then, will proceed to actually get the nuclear reactor right and get everyone out before it goes off. But, of course, him being so close to Dream will get them to go, not into New York as intended, but to Dream's realm, and Hiro will get souvenirs over at Cain and Abel's before he heads home with the Winchester brothers in tow, who join the cause to save the world, albeit being suspicious of the tiny man.

And everyone's happy.

Until Dream finds out that Dean put salt around his quarters, making it impossible for him to enter again, that is.

omg that was way too much fun. *jumps around*