posted by
nekare at 08:02pm on 17/06/2007
Okay, I'm writing PotC:AWE fic. Yes, I know. Whatever. Anyway, I have a question:
What would the kid be named? I can't forever call him 'her son' 'the kid' or similars, it sounds too odd. Will sounds so very mary sueish, Jack would be an AWFUL name considering, uh, everything, and James sounds weird. Bill? But that'd be weird too.
I'd like something simple, but I know that if I call him Alan or whatnot it's sound OMGSOWRONG too.
AAAARGH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. Tell me, my flist, what do you guys think?
What would the kid be named? I can't forever call him 'her son' 'the kid' or similars, it sounds too odd. Will sounds so very mary sueish, Jack would be an AWFUL name considering, uh, everything, and James sounds weird. Bill? But that'd be weird too.
I'd like something simple, but I know that if I call him Alan or whatnot it's sound OMGSOWRONG too.
AAAARGH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. Tell me, my flist, what do you guys think?
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God I hate that fucking ending. SERIOUSLY! HATE!
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I dunno, it was a bit, uh... lame. Thing is, it's a far too important scene - without it, the movie stays open for a fourth movie, and with it, it closes the trilogy, even if it's in a weird way. It seems odd to put so much weight in an after-credits scene, especially considering that one after CotBP was such a comic and simple one. *shrug*
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And I am angry it happened at all. No way that Will and Elizabeth deserved that. I think it's pretty assholish to not give them a happy ending. I spent three movies invested in their relationship and that's my payoff, just so the writer can feel all proud of himself that he didn't give them a typical Disney ending? LAME!
Will was the only one that spent all three movies just trying to help the people that he cares about. Plus, I think having his son be brought up without a father is the last thing Will would want, considering what happened with his own father. So that doubly pisses me off. And then Elizabeth is a strong, competent woman so of course she can't be with the man she loves, which triply pissed me off.
I really, really, really hated it. Heh.
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BUT! Yeah. Actually, my first thought after Will comes back was 'yay! She can join the crew now and they can be pirates extraordinarire together forver!' And then was a bit 'wha--? they can't be together? Why the hell not???' so, yeah. *sigh*
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Gah. Every time I think about it, I find more about it that makes me MAD!
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As for the kid - the father was Bootstrap Bill (William) and so was Orlando's character. I'm pretty sure Will's son would be William, as well.
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I should just call him Guillermo and say 'HE LIVES IN THE CARIBBEAN! HE DESERVES THE SPANISH VERSION OF THE NAME!' *cough*
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WELL THEN.... you could just name him 'Bilius' and pretend that he becomes a Weasley later in life. :-D
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"AND YOUNG BILIUS TURNER DISCOVERS HE'S A WIZARD AND IS SHIPPED OUT TO HOGWARTS WHERE HE MARRIES A FIERY REDHEAD* AND PRODUCES A LOAD OF CHILDREN AND IS VISITED BY HIS FATHER EVERY TEN YEARS OR SO BUT NEVER TELLS ANYONE ABOUT HIS PIRATE HERITAGE BECAUSE HE OMG PINES FOR NORMAL. EVEN WHEN HE CAN SHOOT FLAMES OUT OF A STICK. OR SOMETHING. ALSO, HE QUITE LIKES HIS GRANDSON (GRAND NEPHEW? DON'T REMEMBER), RON BECAUSE HE'S FUNNY. THE END."
*Why do all redheads in hp verse are always 'fiery'?
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I loves you, btw.
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YOU BETTER, MISSY.*g* (It's... probably not what you're expecting, though. *cough*) Any prompts? I don't exactly have it all figured it out entirely yet.
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Prompts? I DON'T KNOW. I'm entirely uncreative as of late.