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TODAY'S MOMENT OF UNREPENTANT CHEESE IS BROUGHT TO YOU TWILIGHT AND ITS CHEESIER THAN CHEESE VAMPIRES.

I hid my face against his shoulder.
"I love you," I whispered.
"You are my life now," he answered simply.

HAHAHAHAHA OH MAN I CAN'T STOP I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD. XDDD

EDIT: And with you, today's SECOND MOMENT OF UNREPENTANT CHEESE:

"Will you be?" I asked, suddenly anxious. "Will you really be here?"
"As long as you want me," he assured me.
"I'll always want you," I warned him. "Forever."

LOL LOL LOL

Er, I probably should stop mocking the book and actually finish it, shouldn't I?

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BLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Demasiada azucar.

Oh Dios, estoy como en choque diabético, o algo así. o_O Que libro tan tonto, pero vaya que me he estoy divirtiendo XDDD

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There's also this one from New Moon (spoilerish but I don't think you really care?)

Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of light and reason... And then, you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.

~ Edward

I went "uh" and then I lol'ed. Edward is uber-cheesy.

OMG I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH. CRYING. THANK YOU, OMG, YOU'VE MADE MY DAY.

But yes, the cheese, it burns! I would laugh in the face of the poor sod that actually said something like that too me, lol. XDD

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Aw, cut the guy some slack, he's bound to be old-fashioned! He's from the 10s, after all.

~~ps. I haven't reached that paragraph yet but this has FRIGHTENED me to do so.~~

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BUT STILL. I doubt that even at that time guys spoke like that, the girl would've probably laughed and call him a sissy XD I like Edward, but his phrasing makes me go LOL everytime he opens his mouth XD

Hehe, I find it funny that I'm reading Twilight and you're reading New Blood and all in the release date for Eclipse, while people are dying from the expectancy or something XDDD

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I hate cheesy stuff like that - I mean what do you say to that? You just laugh, I suppose.

I'd googled it so for a secon I had a doubt and I went to check in the book if it was actually there - it is. And, hilariously, Bella's reply is:

"Your eyes will adjust," I mumbled.

Bwah.

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Exactly, there's no way you could pull a straight face after hearing something like that. *g*

... BWAAHAHA. Oh Bella, you're just as fail as Edward in that matter XD

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WHAT THE HELL I MUST READ THIS NOW

OMG DO IT, THEN YOU CAN LAUGH WITH ME

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GLADLY

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Yes, cheesy; but hey, sometimes it's true.
(Er, since I've never read the books and stay the frak away from Anita-verse since apparently everything after book X is blantant porn (and *bad-written porn*, at that), what characters are we talking about? Because, I *know* some emotional types who told their girlfriends exactly that.)

Er, no no, they're written by Stephanie Meyer. I've never gone even close to an Anita Blake book, and I never intend to do so. *shudder*

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Oh.
Still, primary question remains: Who's saying these things? Overly emotional boys in high school groomed on bad love/romance novels and monogamy?

Or unfeeling, uncaring sociopaths?

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A VAMPIRE. A ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD VAMPIRE. LOL. A VAMPIRE THAT GLOWS LIKE DIAMONDS IN THE SUNLIGHT. LOL LOL LOL

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Well. This makes at least his first comment quite ridiculous; I mean, she's his life. Which, you know, he lost, because he's a vampire.

I somehow can imagine a different scene:
"Well, you're like my most favourite teddy bear, you're so close to my heart."
"Oh, what happened to him?"
"I threw him into the trash when I moved out."

Oh, by the way: Vampire? Glows like diamonds? IN THE SUNLIGHT? WTF?
Wait a sec, for a few seconds that's actually feasible - given the idea that vamps turn to ashes in sunlight [Better said, only some - even Drac was only *finished* by sunlight], and since most vamps leave behind remains that are *far* less than their body in volume, these remains have to be compressed. Now, bodies are mostly water and carbon; compressed carbons are diamonds. So he explodes, right, and becomes diamond? Damn, that's a cool idea! To bad that his cool, pseudoscientific sparkling is of no use to him because he's, well, final-dead.

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I *am* starting to sound like lunatic again, right? *is sorry*

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OH NO, NO, these vampires can go out in the day and they play baseball and read minds and when they're under direct sunglight? THEIR SKINS SHINE LIKE MOLTEN DIAMONDS. AND THEY'RE EVEN PRETTIER THAN NORMAL. Or something like that. I don't remember the exact wording. *headdesk*

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Why they're still undead? I mean, normal evil vampires have a relatively small group of natural enemies: Courageous Do-gooders with an urge to kill. Really, pretty small group.

These vampires? Envy (They're better than everybody. Fuckers.). Greed (a) The *hordes* of people who want to become such a being, but can't. Spurned whatevers are usually a pretty dangerous group. b)Skin like molten diamonds? That ought to be worth something on the clothes market for the rich and sick.). Paranoia (Mind-reading is *the evil fuck!*, second only to mind-bending.[Bending like in Avatar]). And people who have no clue of baseball (me; then again, I'm already part of the "Paranoia!"-subgroup. Mindreaders are evil.).

See? The average number of homicidal maniacs in the second group is higher than amongst persistant do-gooders. Additionally, the second group is larger by far, allowing for an extremely high number of vampire-hunting homicidal maniacs. Why are they still undead?

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And I'm liking my theory better. Then again, I'm biased.

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ROFL!!!!11!!

¿En serio así se la pasan? Ahora sé por qué tanta fascinación O_o. Digo, parece que el libro te trae de carcajada en carcajada ;D ;D ;D Ya hasta me dieron ganas de leerlo...

OH DIOS LÉELO, ESTA BOTANÍSIMA. Exactamente, lo sigo leyendo porque me río cada tres páginas, aunque con tanta cursilería se supone que más bien debería decir 'AWWWWWWW, QUE HERMOSURA' y ser felíz con el rosa romance, lol.

¿Quiéres que te lo pase? Esta en HTML pero se pasó muy fácil a .pdf...

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¡Siiiiiiiii! ;D ;D ;D Aunque no sé, me darían ganas de hacer un post para reírme del libro y la mitad de mi flist lo idolatra O_o pero en fin, si puedes pásamelo :D

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Y voila!! (http://www.sendspace.com/file/pv0et2) Jaja, espero tus comentarios, vas a ver que divertido esta XD

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Okay, I don't get it. Does everyone read these books just to LAUGH AT THEM? :D I've never read any of it, but my sister is all, "OMG IT'S THE BEST THING EVER". She's reading it right now actually. D:

... Maybe? XDD They're just so easy to mock, really, haha. READ IT RITA, YOU SHALL DIE LAUGHING AT THE HORRIBLY-WRITTEN FLUFF, PROMISE. (It's in here in case you're curious (http://www.sendspace.com/file/pv0et2))

Seriously though, lots and lots of people actually think it's 'OMG SO DEEP AND WELL WRITTEN -- A TRUE CLASSIC!' Which is... kinda depressing, if you actually think about it. o_O But still.

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Okay I admit I haven't read the books, but I went onto b&n.com to see what they were about, apparently it 'only' took her three months to write the first book in this series, from the buzz I have been reading from it I am not too surprised. Makes me want to see if I can find a used copy to read lol.

I could use some major funny lately lol.
--Aileene

There you go (http://www.sendspace.com/file/pv0et2) -- I uploaded it for another friend earlier. :)

Oh wow, THREE months? o_O No wonder it's as sketchy as it is. It's pretty stupid so far (I have 100 pages to go), but highly amusing, I just keep on laughing every few pages *g*

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