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OMG FINALLY, SOMETHING TO MOCK!

I thought the sappiness had ended for all and with it the hilarity of the series. But nope, they're back at it, yayz, more laughs for me!

(I still want to hit Bella though. So much.)

Oh, for Christ's sake, Bella, HAVE AN OUNCE OF SELF-RESPECT FOR ONCE. Edward's right, he should be begging you to take him back, the guy fucking LEFT after saying he was bored with you and all you can do IS SWEAR THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO MAKE YOU STOP LOVING HIM??? FOR REAL?? Oh, God, you should be screaming at him, giving him the cold shoulder for a while, hell, punching him in his oh so gooooorgeous face SOMETHING. Not that. ARGH.

OKAY, WHERE IS JACOB, HE NEEDS TO COME AND SAVE THIS BOOK.
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posted by [identity profile] swedish15.livejournal.com at 01:58pm on 11/08/2007
*headdesk*
Okay, so I know the series pretty much exclusively through your rants, but...
Bella is still in love with this Edward, will always be, and only with him, and she *still starts a relationsip with Jacob*? Well, thanks. That's something I always long for in a partner - fierce, determined love for her ex.
 
posted by [identity profile] nekare.livejournal.com at 04:32pm on 11/08/2007
Well, too be fair, she never actually hooked up with Jacob, she just lead him on big time and stated very clearly that she would never love again, for her heart was cold and barren after such an angel like Edward left her live forever. Or something. In any case, she was thinking of starting a relationship with Jacob to, quote, "make him happy".

Yes, I know. *dies a little*
 
posted by [identity profile] swedish15.livejournal.com at 04:39pm on 11/08/2007
See, never loving somebody else, or at least for a long time? I can respect that. Seriously, I mean, it usually takes me about a year to overcome my crushes - and those are just *crushes*.

But, honestly, going into a relationship simply to make the other person "happy" - that's not only betrayal (because she's lying to him), it's also patronising - she's claiming to know what's good for him better than he does.
While not getting her own life in order. That's hypocrisy, additionally. *fumes*

By the way, considering Avatar, what are your ships besides Kataang?
 
posted by [identity profile] swedish15.livejournal.com at 04:41pm on 11/08/2007
Then again, I don't know Jacob, and I don't know whether he's the same as I am - but I, at least, take the harsh truth over the beautiful lie. (And I'd rather have ups and downs than eternal blandness.)
 
posted by [identity profile] mellafe.livejournal.com at 03:06pm on 11/08/2007
Hahahha. I'd forgotten that. Especially when it's so GODDAMNED obvious the guy left to protect her. She goes ON and ON and ON because she doesn't understand WHYYYY??! OHMAN, SHUTUP!
 
posted by [identity profile] nekare.livejournal.com at 04:39pm on 11/08/2007
OMG I KNOW! He's just as suicidal as she is because he doesn't think life IS WORTH LIVING FOR IF SHE'S NOT THERE. That's... a pretty good indication that YES, YOU STUPID GIRL, HE MIGHT LOVE YOU IN RETURN. *headdesk*

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