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OMG FINALLY, SOMETHING TO MOCK!
I thought the sappiness had ended for all and with it the hilarity of the series. But nope, they're back at it, yayz, more laughs for me!
(I still want to hit Bella though. So much.)
Oh, for Christ's sake, Bella, HAVE AN OUNCE OF SELF-RESPECT FOR ONCE. Edward's right, he should be begging you to take him back, the guy fucking LEFT after saying he was bored with you and all you can do IS SWEAR THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO MAKE YOU STOP LOVING HIM??? FOR REAL?? Oh, God, you should be screaming at him, giving him the cold shoulder for a while, hell, punching him in his oh so gooooorgeous face SOMETHING. Not that. ARGH.
OKAY, WHERE IS JACOB, HE NEEDS TO COME AND SAVE THIS BOOK.
I thought the sappiness had ended for all and with it the hilarity of the series. But nope, they're back at it, yayz, more laughs for me!
(I still want to hit Bella though. So much.)
Oh, for Christ's sake, Bella, HAVE AN OUNCE OF SELF-RESPECT FOR ONCE. Edward's right, he should be begging you to take him back, the guy fucking LEFT after saying he was bored with you and all you can do IS SWEAR THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO MAKE YOU STOP LOVING HIM??? FOR REAL?? Oh, God, you should be screaming at him, giving him the cold shoulder for a while, hell, punching him in his oh so gooooorgeous face SOMETHING. Not that. ARGH.
OKAY, WHERE IS JACOB, HE NEEDS TO COME AND SAVE THIS BOOK.
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Okay, so I know the series pretty much exclusively through your rants, but...
Bella is still in love with this Edward, will always be, and only with him, and she *still starts a relationsip with Jacob*? Well, thanks. That's something I always long for in a partner - fierce, determined love for her ex.
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Yes, I know. *dies a little*
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But, honestly, going into a relationship simply to make the other person "happy" - that's not only betrayal (because she's lying to him), it's also patronising - she's claiming to know what's good for him better than he does.
While not getting her own life in order. That's hypocrisy, additionally. *fumes*
By the way, considering Avatar, what are your ships besides Kataang?
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