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Holy grammar, batman! V.2

posted by [personal profile] nekare at 06:06pm on 21/02/2006
Remember that post about horrible grammar in a homework? Well, my nightmare continues:

La CoMuNiKacIón es eL ProcEsø Q tiEnE X FiNaLiDaD La TraNsMiSióN iNtEnCi0nAdA D 1 MeNsaJe.

A KieN eNvíA eL MeNsaJe sE Le KoNo'C KoMo eMiSor, kieN Lo reCiBiRá Es eL ReCePt0r. €nTonCeS, eL EmiSor eLab0ra AdekuaDaMeNte Su MeNsaJe, SieNd0 Lo + klAr0 PoSibLe A FiN D LoGraR Su Pr0póSiTo y t0mAnDo N’ KuEnTa L’ MeDio A TraVéx D’L CuaL Lo Va A TraNsMiTir.

€L SkemA báSiko D La komuNiCaCióN Se PuEdE rEpReSeNtAr aSí:

eMiSoR ® MenSaJe ® ReCePt0r ... ^^,


This is the fucking homework we have to hand in through the class site. WAKE UP YOU STUPID BOY AND REALIZE THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING MSN FOR YOU TO SLAUGHTER THE SPANISH LANGUAGE!!

I swear my heart weeps in pain. *rocks in the corner*

The worst part is that the message is actually accurate, if it had been written decently, that is. And I've no idea who this guy is.
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posted by [identity profile] pezzy387.livejournal.com at 12:51am on 22/02/2006
Someone once described the AlTeRnAtE cApSlOcK typing as "typing like you're fucking." Which so makes sense, does it not?


But oi... the resident grammar whore feels your pain. Bad grammar transcends all language barriers.
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posted by [identity profile] nekare.livejournal.com at 01:02am on 22/02/2006
Yeah it does. If all your blood is going south and your brain is just dying. Just then.

I don't know why it's so popular. It's more tiring to write, more tiring to read, and even more tiring to decypher (I LIKE Cs. They're nice, and they're not supposed to be replaced by stupid Ks for God's sake!
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posted by [identity profile] terraneanblues.livejournal.com at 01:28am on 22/02/2006
Oh. Oh my. My heart weeps for you.

Want me to send a parade of grammar Nazis from central Ohio? They may not be intimidating, but they're plenty vicious!
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posted by [identity profile] nekare.livejournal.com at 01:42am on 22/02/2006
Ah, I weep too everytime I see it.

If they can afford their own trip, sure thing! Grammar Nazis is just what this kids need. XD
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posted by [identity profile] sureasdawn.livejournal.com at 01:31am on 22/02/2006
How eyewrenchingly awful. And I thought leet-speak was annoying.
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posted by [identity profile] nekare.livejournal.com at 01:41am on 22/02/2006
Thankfully, we folks are too afraid of numbers to do leet-speak. Still, EVERYONE talks like that over MSN and it just irks the hell out of me. *grumble*
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posted by [identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com at 11:25am on 22/02/2006
O/T: No no, Sasuke-kun belongs to no woman but to Naruto-kun alone. *nod sagely*

Yeah...my two female cousins type like that in MSN, complete with eye-catching blinking fonts etc. :-/
It annoys me v. v. much, but they're my cousins, so...
(If they were only my friends, I would shun them over MSN :-P )
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posted by [identity profile] nekare.livejournal.com at 08:51pm on 22/02/2006
HAHA I WAS GOING TO SAY THE EXACT SAME THING!! But I didn't want to be rude XD

Yeah, everyone in my MSN talks like that. It's so utterly annoying!

Also, I found the culprit. More info later *g*
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posted by [identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com at 10:09pm on 22/02/2006
um, she's not seriously a Sasuke/Sakura fan, is she? Whoops.

omg I would block everyone in my MSN if I were you, lol. Thankfully, only two people (that I care about) in my MSN talk like that.

BTW, mind if I add you? My MSN is phils_twin [AT] hotmail [DOT] com.
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posted by [identity profile] nekare.livejournal.com at 01:31am on 23/02/2006
I, think she is? I know she's not a slasher, anyway.

Go ahead, I've actually wanting to make a post asking for everyone's MSN for ages XD

I'm framboise387[at]hotmail[dot]com.
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posted by [identity profile] lilian-cho.livejournal.com at 02:51am on 23/02/2006
um, ok. Whoops. For some reason I thought the icon was mocking Sakura's "omg Sasuke I lurrrveee you" thing :-P
I need to remember that not everyone's as subtly sarcastic as me. And what I thought is sarcasm might actually be true opinion.

I have...Tabby's, Krystal's, and [livejournal.com profile] ciaran_draco's MSN. But I guess you better ask them directly (although they probably will say yes anyway).

I've added you :-)

BTW, if you want me to give you concrit, comment here: Give Me Concrit meme.
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posted by [identity profile] zurizip.livejournal.com at 03:52am on 22/02/2006
ow. That'd be painful if in English... d'ya want me to stalk him online and blow the grammar whistle?
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posted by [identity profile] nekare.livejournal.com at 04:38am on 22/02/2006
If I eventually learn to recognize the capslock abuser, and he turns out to have some website, sure thing!!

Sneaky threats for crimes against grammar are always so much fun. XD
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posted by [identity profile] haltlos.livejournal.com at 03:01pm on 22/02/2006
I'd like this - if I'd took lots of drugs...
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