I want chocolate! : comments [nekare]

And midgetland shall be powerful and both its midgety queens will live happily every after among piles of chocolate and being fanned by a scantly clad young man.

(Just how tall are you? to see who would be the shortest. I'm 1.56.)

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*lol* Ohhh yes. And on Sundays, we shall be fanned by TWO scantily clad young men.

(Actually, I have to admit that I don't know. It's been a long time since I've had the courage to take mesure. My friends are always teasing me, so I didn't really want to know how much the difference was. *g* But it's about the same, I'd say.)

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Oh well, that's easily fixed. We'll just have to share the throne (and thed men). The chocolate won't be as easy to share, though...

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Hmm... well then let's just tell our minions to always bring new chocolate so that it never runs out... we'll both get all the sorts we want... so we won't have to be jealous or anything... (Because we'll be too occupied stuffing our mouths with chocolate anyways. ^^)

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And the fanning. Don't forget about the fanning.

Sounds like a plan. When shall we start going about world domination?

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Yeeeees, the fanning. I won't forget it. *writes fanning on her hand*

Hmm... when we're finished with school & university? I mean, every good dictator needs a good education, and all. Telling people which kind of chocolate you want requires SKILL. And, and intelligence. And such.

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Oh yes, skill. We could attend dicatorship classes in between actual school, and after all; we need time to think about our flag for midgetyland.

(and we need to start the job interviews for our fanning ~~slaves~~employees...)

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I am all for a tiny flag. Or we could go for irony and make it really enormous.

Hmmmmm... do we *need* interviews? I mean, all they will have to do is a) fan us b) bring us chocolate and c) provide a little entertainment i.e. let us watch their (obligatory) snog sessions. (By the way, what do you think of that idea? We could choose who we want "involved" today, what they ought to wear, and all such things.) So, we could just test them - a written test on chocolate, an "oral" test on snogging abilities, and maybe a contest on who can fan the longest.

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mmm... I go for irony. Larger than both of us together, our flag should be. (talikng like Yoda, I should stop.)

(I lurve you. You've just made me laugh like crazy XD)Oh your test sound amazing ~~specially the oral one...~~ and we could even give them strange names and create a huge slashy soap opera designed specially for our tastes. Yesss, that sounds nice... What I meant about the interviews is too select only the most well, hot. You don't want to get a middle aged baldy guy with yellow teeth, now do you?

(or we could just kidnapp ewan mcgregor. I'm all up for it, actually.)

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Oh yeah. *g* We could even take it one step further and give midgetland the nickname giantland. Or is that cynical already?

~~Ah, the oral one...looking very much forward to the testing~~ Strange names and soap opera designed for our tastes sounds wonderful. And yes, of course you're right. But we'll get to see them when we test them anyways. We'll just have to do a kind of sorting ceremony before we begin with the testing and pick only those that we ~~find pretty~~ think have the requested physical qualifications. But I second the Ewanapping... Let's throw in Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, too, because that way we won't have to bother with the oral test. I mean, just remember that kiss in Velvet Goldmine, if you've seen that... *stares dreamily into space* Er, where was I? Ewan. And Jonny. Yess. Ummmm. *stares again* I think you have just rendered me completely useless. XD

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Actually, I'm quite fond of midgetyland. It just has such a nice ring to it, you know?

Sorting ceremony sounds like fun. We could sort them into: Sweet and cudley, Hot and sultry, Angsty and pouting, and, Sexy beyond words. Then it's only matter to do the matches and stuff!

Yes, yes I second Jonathan Rhys-Meyers.*drools* In all honesty, I haven't read Velvet Goldmine ('cause apparently, it never was showed on cinemas in here, my city being the most traditionalist of Mexico and at the same time, the one with more homosexual population. We are irony on feet, I tell you) but I've longed to see it for a while now. Nevertheless, I googled him a few days ago, and I just COULDN'T stop drooling. He's too hot for life, really.

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Midgetyland it is, then!

Totally agree with the categories. We can pair them up in different combinations, so every day, we'll have something new to watch. And if there's a couple, that's just as well, because, come on, who can deny true love?

I don't know if they ever showed VG here; if they did, that was before I knew about it. I wanted (and got) the video for Christmas after reading a glamrocky R/S fanfic, and watched it again and again and again, until I almost knew all the lines by heart. *g* But yeah, JRM is just hotness alive. You just want to snog his pouty lips and run your fingers through his hair and touch his cheekbones and mmmhmmm. :) *sighs dreamily*

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Now we have to think of a motto... 'All shall hail the midgety queens' or something alike.

Oh yes, a couple would make things much more interesting; just imagine the love triangles and intrigues between them *head exploades with the possibilities*

You read it too? Fairy Boys, isn't it, [Bad username or site: thieving gypsy @ livejournal.com] (I love that fic, it's so glitterificly hot). I'll try and find the movie, since the thought of too hot for words JMR and lovable Ewan snogging melts my brain, oh yes.

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YES! Fairy Boys Are Pale And Nervous. ♥ The best glitter-era R/S fic I've read so far. And you should definitely watch Velvet Goldmine. It's so worth it.

(Nah, there'll only be a revolution... we'll treat our ~~minions~~ people kindly... give them lotsa chocolate to keep them happy... and snogging... Motto - maybe "All is good that is midgety"?)

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I adore that fic! One of my all times favorites. (and OMFG the sex scenes!! *fanns herself*) I'll find that movie, somehow, someday, I shall see it!

Oh, the motto sounds about right! now we have everything ready! (you know, all but the castle and stuff, but that's easily remedied.)I guess the sacrifice of chocolate will we worthy to keep our ~~soap opera actors~~ fanning man happy.

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