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So I finally feel like writing and what is it that I write instead of post-DH trio gen and/or Martha/Ten fic?

Twilight fic. Argh. I hate myself. *headdesk*

So. Who's up to beta it when I'm done? *shifty eyes*

Guys. I know you're all sick of me spamming the hell out of your flists by now but there's only this one (and, er, the fic... *shifty eyes*) and I'm done, promise. *whistles innocently*

( Spoilers for Eclipse )

So there was much to rant about, much lols to have (and ooooh, did I lol) and overall, it was an enjoyable, easy book. Not many braincells involved but that's just fine. And now my wrist aches from typing so much. Ouch.

My apologies, people. I wrote Twilight fic. And even worse, I wrote Jacob/Bella and Bella/A Bunch of Other People fic that's likely to offend half of the fandom. Huh. Good thing I've never cared about that stuff, right? XD Anyway, I wrote this all in one sitting, and I swear, I'd never written something this long in this short a time. o_O But I really wanted to, dunno, be done with it and now I can be freeeee of these books. Or something. *cough*

Title: Five Times Bella Swan Kissed the Wrong Guy
Word Count: 2100
Fandom/Pairing: Twilight, Jacob/Bella, Bella/Others
Warnings: Spoilers for Eclipse.
Author Notes: Finally, a fic to break my dry spell. Betaed by the wonderful pink_faerie81. :)

( The day is almost warm, and you tilt your face towards the sun, hungry for even the meekest ray of light after months of Forks' ever present rain, and the salty breeze tickles at your nose... )

Well. Apparently, Carl Barat will be starring in a movie. WHO CAN SMELL A DISASTER?

*RAISES HAND*

Oh man, I can see it already, it's gonna be a train wreck. *headdesk*

Er, sorry guys, I stop spamming about something and start spamming about something else, huh? Tsk, tsk, me.

In other news, I put on this weird green cosmetic mask or whatever those things are called and I look like a zombie and I'm preeeeetty tempted to take a picture. Someone stop me.