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I was thinking the other day on how much I love Girl!Tony/Steve, you know, as you do. It's just - Tony as a girl would leave Steve speechless with lust, poof, just like that, immediatly. She would be exactly his type! (domineering, smart, capable, powerful and slightly dangerous), not to say Guy!Tony isn't (see also: Bucky), but it'd probably take Steve a bit more to really get his act together. With Tony as a girl though? INSTANT SPARK.

They'd still fight lots, but he'd get a huge, horribly embarassing crush straight away, and it would be blindingly obvious to everyone but Tony, which of course would make her flirt even harder, because why the hell not, and the pressure would grow and grow and grow until they finally crash together after battling doombots or whatever, sweaty and high with adrenaline and kissing so hard it bruises, and they would end up having almost painful and reckless sex on top of one of the tables on Tony's workshop, surrounded by pieces of their costumes. Steve would be mortified afterwards, though it wouldn't last long at all because Tony would just sort of be lying there saying oh my god we must do that again, Jesus Christ, Steve, that was way too good for a virgin, you've probably been lying to us all, come on, come back, alright,

And then they would do it again. And again, until the rest of the team gets sick of it and make Jarvis turn on the sprinklers because goddamnit they want to sleep, okay?

And then Steve and Tony have really wet sex. And no one gets any sleep, the end.

SO, I read this Steve/Tony fic a couple of weeks ago and now for the life of me I can't remember the title/who wrote/much about it and it's driving me nuts that for some reason I didn't save it anywhere.

It had Steve and Tony still sniping at each other, and at some point Tony wanders into the kitchen not being able to sleep and Steve does this expression - and I really remember that bit because I loved that - of 'oh, it's you' when he sees Tony coming.

Er, any ideas?

In somewhat similar news, I went to see Avengers again last week and after waiting for ages to watch the second extra bit they TURNED THE MOVIE OFF halfway through the credits. ARGHHHH. So I STILL haven't seen that scene >:/

I am also behing on EVERYTHING. Every single show I watch? Behind. So much. Argh again indeed.

Is anyone else as mystified over the popularity of Clint/Coulson as me? Coulson's cool and all, but in contrast with like, the entirety of fandom, I don't really find him interesting enough to crave fic of him. Saying that they haven't even met in canon doesn't pan out because, well, it's not like Steve and Tony have, either*, but then again they do have like thirty years of BFFdom in comics.**

And anyway, if the option exist of shipping Clint with Natasha*** or Darcy, SWEET GLORIOUS DARCY, well, it feels superflous to me. XD Nah, pretty much all I'm saying is MOAR DARCY FIC.

* Or maybe they have? I must confess I still haven't watched Captain America. I really have to before the movie comes out though!

** Avengers movie fic sometimes confuses me because while I ship Tony/Steve something hard in the comics, I absolutely LOVE Tony/Pepper in the movies. So, yeah. Dunno.

*** I say that, but I much prefer shipping Natasha with Bucky or Matt Murdock. Especially Matt. Ultimate redhair couple for the win! Dunno, they just fit well, she makes him less angsty. Or, you know with BOTH Bucky and Matt! nggh. Matt's probably too Irish Catholic schoolboy to consider it unless it's with Foggy though. SIGH. I luffs Matt and his never ending angst and woe and anger, I really hope that the inevitable movie remake will be a good one.****

**** Speaking of, WHEN DO WE GET A BLACK WIDOW MOVIE. MY KINGDOM FOR A BLACK WIDOW MOVIE.

This post was brought to you by my sudden descent into Avengers fic. All I'm saying is, Tomorrow Belongs to Me and Semaphore are must reads.