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HAPPY (REALLY, REALLY BELATED) BIRTHDAY TO pink_faerie81!!

I'm awfully sorry that I didn't realize it was your birthday until later, hon, so hopefully this'll make it up to you *g* I was going to write wincest for you, but I've been writing a lot of Wee!Winchesters as of lately and it feels kinda... wrong. *cough* AND NOW IT'LL BE ALL YOUR FAULT WHEN I DON'T FINISH MY REMIX IN TIME, WOMAN. *mock glares* Still, I'm in love with this thing. I want to keep on writing it forever and ever and ever.

Right. Remix. Will start writing right away. *sigh*

Title: Yo-ho-ho, And a Bottle of Rum
Word Count: 1350
Summary: Um, crack? Sam and Dean, pirates extraordinaire!
Author Notes: A birthday gift for pink_faerie81. Unbetaed, sorry. This was going to be a tiny, tiny drabble. And then it wouldn't stop growing. *g* Probably because I was having way too much fun writing it.

( “You know,” says Sam, looking down at his ruffled sleeves, “time travel sucks.” )

My brother and I plotted this cracked up video game yesterday. o_O He was thinking of a cheap Halo rip-off but then I got carried away and started thinking about an underground tunnel web beneath the San Juan de Dios market that people used to use to smuggle pirate CDs and the like and that they start using as an army refuge after the aliens come and attack the earth. It was mighty fun. XD

I guess I'm to late to flail about Heroes?

( Heroes 1x13 - Fix It )

So, anyone has Claire/Peter recs they'd like to share with me? *puppy eyes* I really dig Heroes fic in general but all I can find is a big pile of crap in shippy comms. *sigh*

January writing round-up!

Dejen Que Las Dunas Lo Entierren, Original, PG.
Post apocalypse universe, in which the world has turned into a giant desert and the only culture remaining is the Arab one, living in Europe because the heat's unbearable down south. I really was going to translate this, but I was kinda sick of it after days of not thinking of anything else. What d' you think guys, want me to finish the translation?

Keep Walking (Nothing To See Here), Supernatural, gen, PG-13.
The world ends on Tuesday the thirteenth, as Dean is trying to choose between Lays and Doritos in a run-down convenience store. I kinda really like this one. Especially the zombies. Zombieeeees.

Nameless, original, boyslash, R.
He likes to get you to pant for him, to shut your eyes because looking at him is too much when he's talking like that, nose brushing your eyelids. he likes to kiss you by the open window, smirking at random people walking past it.


UGH, ONLY THREE, SO LAME. I don't know why I've been having so much trouble to write as of lately. I'm writing longer stuff, sure, but last January? I wrote TWENTY-ONE fics, 17 of them being a large, plotty series. *stabs muse* And right now I'm in that mood again, when I'm ACHING to write and yet I don't feel like writing what I should be writing. ARGH. It's so frustrating.

Okay, so today, I started babbling Japanese non-stop.The poetry that went out of my mouth was unbelievable, and that part about 'the lonely sparrow leaning on the sky's purple crease with a musical note on its beak' made my teacher tear up. I, also, suddenly developed the ability to sing opera. It was quite delightful.

Then I got home and saw this winged-man sitting on my roof and I was all like 'hell noes, we're not taking lodgers, all right?' and he was all like 'dude, what are you gonna do about it?' and I kinda went 'grrr,' because I don't have any way to get on the roof so he was right and he kinda started singing and okay, he wasn't that off-key, but, omg ANNOYING, he was just outside my window. Jeez.

So I'm thinking about joining some pirate crew. No, really. I think I need more excitement in my life. Stealing from rich-people cruises seems like just the right way to go about it, and I kinda already talked to this guy that sits in the convienence store in front of my house and he says that he's completely okay with having me in his crew. He smells a little like booze, but no one can't be perfect, right? We'll have to go to the coast by bus, but he's already made the arrangements with his ship to sail from there, and he says that if I pay attention and don't fuck up, I'll have my own personal eye-patch in less than two months. Eeeeh, I'm so excited! I asked if we could re-name his ship to 'The Ophelia', but he said that he's pretty happy with it being called 'Betsy', thank you very much. Aww, too bad. Anyway, I should be gone now because I have to go take measures for a ruffled shirt and leather boots, but after that I'm set, I already have this kickass pair of golden loop earrings, and they'll go lovely with the sea's color. Ta, then!

I also visited this site, which you all should do as well, and I learnt that poor, dear Alice might still be falling down the rabbit's hole. Also, her undies are showing. Who knew White Rabbits where such perverts?

( wanna know what really happened? )

put your playlist in shuffle and then have your flist guess the title of the first twenty-five songs.

( and that delicious 'guess the lyrics!' meme )

Well that was certainly... eclectic. o_O

Well, they're all done! It was LOADS of fun XD

For pink_faerie81, ( A pirate with flip-flops )

For sunshineclouds, ( 20s and vintage )

For sazzlette, ( Alice in Wonderland )

For lilian_cho, ( The Little Prince and Fairy Tales )

For skies_of_honey, ( Frank Miller and Alphonse Mucha )

For moonix, ( 70s )

And an extra one because it's ten minutes left until SPN finishes downloading!

( ME! BEING RETARDED! AND WEARING SLIPPERS!! )

I saw Children of Men today with my mom. It was awesome and painful and I think I like it even more that I liked Babel (i.e. a lot). So, it's 2027, there hasn't been a single birth in the past 18 years, and the movie shows it - the lack of hope, the desperation. The atmosphere (thanks to a beautiful photography) is just chill-worty. The plot moves just right and the characters are solid and well acted. I cried near the end. I got out with this feeling of despair in my chest (I kinda wanted to go and hug random kids), because it's so plausible, you know? It's easy to think of it as our future. I liked the ending, but I would love to have seen more of the characters, because, as I said, they're really well written. Also, Juliane Moore's hair is pretty much the only spot of color in the movie XD And Clive Owen was awesome. You know, the usual *g* All hail Alfonso Cuarón!

Now, wee, the answers to the meme!

Okay, my list is:

1. Remus Lupin (HP)
2. Sam Winchester (SPN)
3. Dean Winchester (SPN)
4. Harry Potter (HP)
5. Sirius Black (HP)
6. Dream of the Endless (The Sandman)
7. Peter Petrelli (Heroes)
8. Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)
9. The Doctor (Doctor Who)
10. Jack Sparrow (PotC)
11. Rukia Kuchiki (Bleach)
12. Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto)
13. John Winchester (SPN)
14. Bobby Drake (X-Men Movieverse)
15. St. John Allerdyce (X-Men Movieverse)

Asked by lilian_cho: Who would be the worst teaching assistant, Harry Potter or Sasuke Uchiha? What subjects would they teach? Who would be the professor that they help?

( Sasuke teaches math! With Snape! )

Asked by pink_faerie81: 1)Peter Petrelli hates Sasuke Uchiha with a fiery passion but will never tell anyone just why. what did Sasuke Uchiha do to Peter Petrelli to incite such rage?

also, The Doctor is secretly in love with Dean Winchester but isn't sure if Dean feels the same way. what is the best way for The Doctor to win Dean's heart?

( The Petrelli brothers fighting side along side with the Naruto cast to save the world! )

( Dean/Doctor, omg, the newest OTP )

Asked by everybodysweird: 1)what is the meanest thing Remus Lupin has ever done to anyone? 2)out of all of them, who's the most likely to be a pretentious music snob? 3)if Dream and Sasuke Uchiha were into S&M, who would be the dom?

( Remus blaims himself, you know, the deal. Oh, and Dean. And Dream/Sasuke. )